May 19, 2013

  1. There were BABIES, like legit babies at work today. I got PAID to hang out with babies. Love it. 
  2. CVS beauty clearance. I probably spent a little more money that I would have liked, but I got some products that I have really wanted to try for very little money. 
  3. One of the products I got was an Orly nail polish. I have always wanted to try Orly and I finally did and I love it!! 
  4. I didn’t have to make dinner because my brother made a huge batch of spaghetti while he was here in order to feed me. I don’t think I will have to make dinner for the better part of the week. 
  5. One of my roommates left for the summer so I finally have a bathroom all to myself until August. I do have to walk down the hall and through her empty room, but it is worth it to have a bathroom of my own. 

The longer I live with my high-maintenance roommate the more I am convinced she thinks I am her maid and not her roommate. 

Who snaps at their roommate to get their attention and asks her to do her laundry when she is home? This bitch. 

Thank god she is going to Europe over the summer. 

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

(via aint-nothingbutachickenwing)

MY FEELINGS ABOUT GUYS AT MY SCHOOL

howdoiputthisgently:

FRESHMAN YEAR:

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SENIOR YEAR:

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(Source: noxym, via opensore)

regularjoking:

John Krasinski wrote what’s inside the card at some point prior to us shooting the scene for A.A.R.M. and it is a private message to his co-star and dear friend, Jenna Fischer. They are the only ones who knows what it says. She read it for the first time when he gave it to her in the first take we shot and I can tell you that judging from her emotional response, it’s really something special.

just I can’t handle all this anymore

(Source: fancynewbeesly, via lesbianforcassadee)

iwishihadafather:

hey now, hey now! this is what dreeams are maade of

iwishihadafather:

hey now, hey now! this is what dreeams are maade of

(Source: painttthedusk, via giraffepug)

(Source: buffysummer, via carleythomas)

heymonster:

Someone requested a post of all of the current Strong Female Characters, so here you go.

prints are available here.

(via everydayfeelsliketoday)

My roommate knocks on my door and says “Our electric bill is significantly higher than it has been in the past months. Make sure you are turning things off” to which I answered “I have had to turn off your bedroom light multiple times so make sure you are taking care of that first.”

bitch got burned. 

expectojaquito:

#nailart

fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”

(via riverflight)

fatbodypolitics:

[Text: The fact that rape threats are a thing says a lot about how rape isn’t a lapse in self-control but often a tool to punish & control others. via @amirightfolks]
Fucking this.

fatbodypolitics:

[Text: The fact that rape threats are a thing says a lot about how rape isn’t a lapse in self-control but often a tool to punish & control others. via @amirightfolks]

Fucking this.

(via hannah-milliken)

downtownn:

There are so many biased rants floating around as of late, and this is honestly how it really is. Shaming is shaming. No side is better, no side is worse. They are common because both sides use it as a way to defend their size, or to criticize the other. Neither is correct.

downtownn:

There are so many biased rants floating around as of late, and this is honestly how it really is. Shaming is shaming. No side is better, no side is worse. They are common because both sides use it as a way to defend their size, or to criticize the other. Neither is correct.